98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via ruinedchildhood)

before & after 😁 short hair dont care 💁 didnt go as short as i wanted to but still #loveIt #shortHairDontCare
365 Challenge
Day 38: Thoughts on your generation
You know, I dont really know. I actually think about this alot. Like what are the history books gonna say about this generation in 50 years. “The internet addicted age”? I know we’ll have some good accomplishments such as legalizing gay marriage, obviously what I would be fucking proud of. And of course technological advances. But other than that, what are we gonna offer the world? Guess we’ll see.